OH HUNNIES, I'M HOME !
By public demand, actually all the late night IM wondering why I am so quiet and what I got banned for, even though I didn’t, I decided I’d take a deep breath, count to a billion (the time it would take me to tolerate some of the bullshit I have saw the last few months) and come back and at least try to be nice. That isn’t going to happen because, it’s pretty much been proved that is not how I roll, so I am not even going to try.
Where do I start? Well, Second Life isn’t really the same place it was, is it? Come on, I want you all to admit that the place has become flooded with a different breed of people. It seems I am not the only person that has encountered various types of individuals over the last 6 months or so. They are the ones that made me screw up my face, force a fake smile and walk away slowly saying, “Ok you have a nice SLife, on your own, far away from me.”
I know I am not the only person confused by the different behaviours of the new generation, because I have discussed this with a few older friends who are totally fed up with the amounts of bullshit they hear. It has left older residents of second life, like me, wondering if perhaps these new people think we are stupid and that we actually believe their needy shit.
Ok, listen up. Some people see SL as real life, some don’t. I don’t, so keep your opinions on it far away from my pixels and you won’t get mine. While some like to recite that played- to- death line about Sl not being a game, I have something to explain to you. The definitions of the word game in thesaurus are actually entertainment and amusement and SL is just this.
You see this shows the different types of SL people and how they think. It seems to all stem back to how you perceive the word “game”. So, because it’s fun, entertaining and amusing is SL a game? I have thought long and hard about this as I have done about many SL quandaries and all I can say on the matter is that all games must have an outcome and an end.
You probably are all wondering where that very deep psychological bullshit came from. Well, I’d like see less people talking about it because the ones who do seem to be the main “Game” players. It’s like the people who write on their profiles “Drama Free Zone.....blah blah.” We all know what that means don’t we?
Just because I have been quiet doesn’t mean I am out of the loop. I still hear all the drama and bullshit and it hasn’t surprised me that it’s coming from the same avatars that it came from in 2007, 2008 and 2009. It’s been great for a Second Life Journalist (/me even laughs when I type that) and an eye rolling, sarcastic, lover of all things hilarious like me. Just to sit and watch some of my favourite fuck ups, fuck up even more than they did back when we first crossed paths, has been such great fun. You know who you are, and I know what you have done. I’m just pleased that now so many more people hate you now for the things you are doing, without my help. Thank gawd because the burden of hating you on my own getting exhausting.
I could go on and on and on about various avatars who are still annoying the hell out of lots of us, but I won’t. I could name a list of names of people who need to log out and go breathe fresh air, but I won’t. The reason for this silence is because during my hiatus, I realised that these people were the reason I logged into SL. These people are the reason I laugh my head off and the reason this site was created. These people are the people who make me SL job as a “Journalist” and “Expert button pusher” so much easier. I am sure lots of the fans of this site will understand when I say that sometimes Rawly and I could go to bed, wake up and a really funny article about something someone had done had almost wrote itself.
So, I guess I’m back doing what I do best. For some that will mean I will be making them laugh at the office when they are supposed to working. For some it will be because they hate my face, but they just wanna see what I’m up to. Either way it’s kind of win- win for me because you’re still reading, you hate me more, so that makes me smile.
Some people are asking me about Rawly. Well he’s still very much alive. I heard he was lying on the beach, the rl one, but I am sure he will be back when it gets cold. For the time being you are all gonna be stuck with me.
Keep writing that random crap on your profiles, keep saying that stupid shit and keep pretending to be Playboy models. You are making my day so much more fun.
I’d like to give a wave to Jordyn Carnell. He left comments about there being no xxx material since 2008. I am very surprised that knowing me he had to ask why. I thought it would be very obvious i'd been escorted to the banline. For you Jordyn, I will see what I can do and see if the region bans have been cancelled and go see what I can find.
Lots of Love
Natalie xxLabels: natalie
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