THE 'HAUNTED' HOUSE OF GESTURESMy Favorite time of year is now here and the SLIWT Scare-a-thon has officially begun. I only thing is that my partner in crime, Rawly, will be absent for the tricking this year. I am sure he has great faith in me being able to trick(piss people off) all on my own. Rawly and I broke some sort of second life record in 2007 for being able to deform over 700 avatars in a two week period-fact. The funny thing was we got most of the avatars again, with the same tricks in 2008 (Gregster Kidd). I dunno what ill be able to pull of this year, but my overactive imagination will be hyperventilating at the thought of the fun stuff SL has to offer this year for Halloween.This years Scare-a-thon started last Saturday night when my good friend Blazin Aubret called me up and asked me to come over to her place. She told me not to forget a bottle of wine and I knew then it was gonna be one of those nights.For all of you who aren't familiar with Blazin, you might be more familiar with her work or the back of her hand slapping the side of your face. Blazin owns The House of Gestures and is responsible for most of the annoying gestures we hate, but play anyway because we love them.( That makes sense to me and its my article and I can write what I like dammit)When I arrived, Blazin was so excited and couldnt wait to show me what she was doing at her Sim for Halloween. Blazin knows me well and knows I love to click stuff and knows I love Halloween and she really didn't disappoint me.Blazin and her partner Tristan had turned the entire House of Gestures Sim into a scary Halloween playground. There is a Pumpkin Treasure Hunt set up and you have to find the pumpkins hidden in haunted houses to win scary prizes.I don't think I stopped laughing the whole time I was there, because they really had worked hard and you have to go check this place out.
This was the first creature I met. I clicked and clicked hoping he was some sort of sex animated spider but he wasn't. I am sure someone somewhere would love to have sex on the back of a spider or worse, with it. You all laugh, but you really haven't visited some of the freaky places I have in my SL.
Yep, I have to admit. A new born screaming at 3 am is enough to scare the shit out of me. Even a prim sl one that didn't do much except look awful.
We all know the rules about not looking into the 'light' but Maschil couldn't help it and got sucked in the tv. Blazin is a bit insane and violent like myself, so she has shown this in her creativity. There appears to be balls in each room so you can either kill or be killed. So bring someone you loathe over and stick a knife in their face. Go on, let you hair down, its Halloween. Its Sl, so its not as if the cops are gonna slam you ass in jail. Just don't call the person your killing a 'fucker' while your sticking the knife in, because that would be a TOS breach and always remember to put a LOL in the sentence, that way you can pretend you were joking.
When you have finished killing your victim, Blazin has set up a evidence disposal unit in the form of a crematorium.Very cunning Blazin, pity it wasn't real babe because there is a few people id like to shove in.I offered Blazin a few of my moving, very realistic, sl body bags because I haven't used them in a while. Rawly wont let me rez them at home and says the last thing people need to see, while coming to purchase a nice home, is a living room full of dead bodies. I am also not allowed to use weapons that make things go BOOM or effect the weather inside the house. No animals or sea creatures like my octopus, dogs, crocodiles or sion chickens are permitted.
We decided to sit and have a bit of a seriously spooky seance. My question was 'Will Blazin get totally wasted and will her tits eventually pop out the sides of her top?' 
I am always first to offer my services and when a virgin was needed for sacrifice I was there like a shot. I have no idea why everyone screamed, I must have missed something scary or didn't see a ghost or something. Looking back they might have been screaming while laughing.
These two totally cracked me up. Ice and Aldero decided to get in the mood but both still had perfect prim collars and perfects AO's. Really scary boys!Anyway y'all need to get over to House of Gestures and hunt for the pumpkins and get in the spirit of Halloween.
If there is any fun readers who want to help me out with tricks or you have any ideas for people you think need a good scare, drop me an IM, i'll be collecting screams for the rest of the month.
