Some of the readers of slinworldtoday, have called me up asking me about the locations of the sl orgy rooms/arena's of comedy. For those who aren'tfamiliar with the protocol, I asked my Orgy room Expert, RhinocerouslipCongrego, to put together a step by step guide to these fascinating places.
1. First off your going to need some genitalia so type into the “SEARCH” box FREE PENIS and teleport to the location and camp for your organ. You will now always refer to your freebie sculpted penis as your “MASSIVE COCK. 2. Remove all your clothes and seek out the most beautiful looking avatar in the room. After all YOU ARE IN THEIR LEAGUE!
3. To get their attention i would recommend that you push them across the room with your Freebie penis to a less crowded spot and ‘offer friendship’ (they love it!).Don’t bother looking at profiles as it only complicates matters. Besides why can’t they just keep their profiles blank like yours. If you do look at a profile and it states that they are a “lesbian” then they have obviously made a typing error because they obviously have not met you yet. After all every man knows how inferior these women are! INTRODUCTIONS ARE EVERYTHING…
4. Remember to keep your pickup lines in open chat and devoid of any originality, humour or charm. Always ask “where from?” and “How old?” It is very essential to know these as you may one day hope to meet them in RL. ( MSN users should ask them if they have MSN also). A very popular line which never fails is “Hi, wanna fuck?” But by NO means ever say the word “please” as you will be reported to the Lindens and your account cancelled. If the avatar in question replies “no” then they are obviously very impressed with you and really mean “yes”. If they reply with “F**K OFF!” Then that really means “i’ll do anything you want as you are the dominant species and it is my sole aim in life to please you”
5. Next you will want to have sex with them so tell them to “follow” or “come” whilst you lead the way to the poseballs of your choice. If your English language skills are lacking, try saying “fallow’ or ‘com’ instead.
6. When on the poseballs you always keep your sex talk non-technical as it will only confuse the females tiny brain. Always ask them “How does it feel?” “Do you like my massive cock?” and “Are you playing with your pussy in RL?” and then on to the more advanced erotic terms such as “oooooooo”, “ohhhhhhhhh” and when you are about to ejaculate (in RL too) “I cuuummmmmmm”, “I’m shooting my sperms inside you”. You could also ask her to be your SL girlfriend for when you require ’sex on demand’ but remind her that you are also a ‘free lover’ too.
7. Now you are a true master lover and it is your duty to shoot your sperms around SL.
8. Most women in SL are really men but who cares as long as they have a pussy and besides your sculptured cock doesn’t shoot any sperms. It pretty much does nothing except look stupid.
9. None of this is real anyway. AND NOW FOR THE FEMALE VERSION…..
1. Keep your clothes on, wear lots of bling and say that you are an escort.
THE OFFICAL SL GUIDE TO ORGYROOMS
