Anyway, I just want to say that while it’s very cliché, there are some people who sink low and lie in the gutter and those who emmm...... don’t. I wasn’t going to put any of my business here, but it is 'What Natalie did next....' so it’s not right I leave out important bits.

Ok, I have decided to start researching for a new column and it’s probably going to get me in trouble with the girls. Am I sorry, Hello No! Do I care, not a bit.
The boys have decided that my last column about the guys was funny and they admitted that it was all true. Any man who is reading now and didn’t read it properly please do. I have had more response from men than from women about it, so I must have hit a nerve with some of you men.

I was watching some of the perpetrators of some of the crimes I mentioned and I am so proud to see you all updated your profiles. I’ll be sending prim bouquets when it all falls apart. Nah, better still i'll push the boat out, no expense spared and send sculpties bouquets.

There have been a few men though who must have pretended to read it because they are still hitting on me while being partnered. You know it’s funny for like one day maybe two , but its old and boring after 6 months and you haven’t a chance. Even pasting a link to the column while men talk shit, still didn’t make them get the hint. Won’t ever happen...ever, never ever. I live my sl by those things you read ,don’t forget I wrote them, I created them so please don’t insult my intelligence by inflicting your shit on me.

The guys have came to me and asked to now do a column about what men hate about women. I had to oblige due to my equal opportunity way of thinking. I have begun researching the same way I did with the girls, through a series of fun conferences. The boys were a bit harder to get bitching than the girls, but they soon shocked me because they really, really got going. All I had to do was put Luca Mielziner, Eche Riverview and Willilicious Georgette in the conference and the girls were soon getting torn apart. I knew them three would get the boys started, because despite my blondness I am not that dumb.

I wondered if I was the right person to be doing this column, you know with me being a woman an all. I have considered sisterhood and all that mother earth stuff. It was quickly brought to my attention that most girls hate me anyway because of my bluntness, outspoken nature and the ability to see a lying Ho when they step out in front of me. I think it’s because they try to pretend in front of me and it doesn’t work, so I figured what the hell.

I am not done with the column yet, but it will be very entertaining. Any man who would like to forward his opinion please let me know.

There has been fun news on the grid in the last few weeks. LL is looking at ways to start cracking down on our slex lives. They are trying to make it so that avatars can’t have sex unless they are age verified adults. Not only can you not have animated cybersex but you won’t be able to go into a place that sells sex or sex animated furniture.

You can’t even put on your profile that you’re a bit of sexual god or goddess or you will be in breach of the rules and might find yourself with a one way E-ticket to Ban City, if someone reads it and complains.

People who are in the fetish business or in the selling of sex would also be affected. I don’t want to say too much about it because I struggle with anything so serious and can’t not see the potential for lawls. Once I find out the proper way of it or if it doesn’t bore me reading the forum’s about it, I will try to pull myself together, not giggle and write it up properly.

I know I will struggle though because I am of the opinion that if you don’t like it, SPIT IT OUT. Its like people who take the time and effort to IM us and tell us they hate this site or bitch about it in the comments, yet they stalk it 24/7. If ya dont like it, dont read it.

My personal view on this, is it might have something to do with the amount of young underage people creeping on sl, with their parents’ credit cards. In that case it doesn’t really matter if we age verify. If they are sneaky enough to want to be in sl and get on here, they will be sneaky enough to get age verified.

Another thing we have in the pipeline for the summer is we are gonna celebrate two years of fun here at Slinworldtoday, with our first ever Achievement Awards. This will be based on who we think should get an award for random stupidity and cringe worthy fun stuff over the last 2 years. It wouldn’t be fair if Rawly and I sat down and done it, because we would never get it done for laughing. Instead we are going to post categories here and we want you, the readers, to nominate people for the awards. A team of unbiased judges( if we can find any game enough) will be put together and they will have the final vote (maybe) based on the feedback. Rawly and I would only pick people we don’t like and even though most people wouldn’t like them either, it wouldn’t be fair.

OK, back to the ridiculousness that is my sl.

Lots of Love
Natalie xx