THE NATALIE NIVEN SHOW

I have made no secret of the fact, ( especially to those of you who are in the slinworld readers group) that I will be out and about in sl experimenting and researching different types of people. This week’s experiment and topic of raised eyebrows will be, Is there a male model in second life, who isn’t gay, who doesn’t look like a product of a hot one night stand between Donetella Versace and an oompa Loompa and who has a sense of humour?

I have been hit with a lot of IMs about male model contests and I decided I was going to have a look firstly at some the men I know and compare them. I have surrounded myself with sl most beautiful men and all of them have unique, beautiful, avatar appearances but they aren’t models. A few of the men I have spoke to this week, who are models have either been very quiet or very boring.

Most of them seem to maybe think I am hitting on them, but this is not the case. If I was hitting on them , they would know . I am known for being very blatant and I am very to the point. I never dated a sl model in my SLife, gimmie a break guys! Anyway, I am done with men. Well ok I’m not ,there is one guy who has been getting hit on this week, but that’s kind of mandatory.

So anyway, I will continue on with my investigation and might just prove that not all male models in sl aren’t gay and aren’t boring and I will write up my findings here. I am sure you find it very informative, laugh your asses off and ill end up the most hated avoided woman in the sl fashion world. Oh wait... I think I am already lol.

On logging in to sl after a full night of drama, I saw this and cracked up, I sometimes think that LL actually monitors my chat and IM’s. I felt like I was starting to be a part of a Truman type show.

Alt visits and the great sl stalk-a-thon seems to be the cool thing again over at our family residence. There isn’t a day that goes by without me having to mute someone who decided to drop bits of gossip or just be a bit spineless and want to have a little swipe at me but can’t do it from their real persona. It surprises me how details of my sl divorce and who was involved seem to be in the public domain, when I have been purposely quiet about it for 3 weeks. Those who know me are a bit surprised I have been so quiet with such a totally awesome blog- able story.

I am not known for being quiet and calm, especially under the circumstances that a lot of them have only been privy to in the last 24 hrs. It baffles me how an alt knew as far back as last Monday what no one else knew!
Obviously they were getting tired waiting on me to explode. Keep waiting though, this one might take a while.

On a lighter note, I decided again (well, maybe but maybe not) to give up men altogether. (LOL, I know there is someone laughing his head off at me right now). Anyway, last night Rawly told me I was cursed. He called it the Sim curse or something like that. Some men who come near me, and then aren’t near me, apparently get rid of a sim within 3 weeks of not being, emmmm, near me. I am being serious, that would be 3 sims so far. Well 6, because Nubis had 4.

Rawly also had another wise phrase he used to say to me a lot. I never listened to him but I asked him to remind me of it.

[2009/04/12 16:01] Rawly Rousselot: if you pet a dog and it bites you, then shame on the dog. if you pet it again, and it bites you again, then shame on you.
[2009/04/12 16:02] NATALIE Niven: what if you let it 3 times though


He didn’t reply, but I just knew he was calling me an airhead and rolling his eyes. I’d like everyone woman who is reading this to remember what is written above. Well, there is a few of you who are probably sitting in the same boat I sat in listening to how bad a woman can be and hearing all the “poor me” lines, so have fun with that.

I have been swamped with IM over a group notice that was sent the other night in the Triniti Owners group. It seems people would love to see printed here, in this site, the timeline of events and names of those involved in my sl marriage break up. I was shocked because people seemed to think I had done something.

Well no, I wasn’t really surprised because I can understand why people would think that. I don’t exactly have the reputation for being a shrinking violet, sitting at home knitting sweaters and I will never be sl’s answer to Julie Andrews, but I can assure you all its not what you think.
Most people aren’t dumb though and kind of already know that something just isn’t quite right. I have decided though that I won’t be airing dirty laundry here, it’s not my style.

Ok, I told someone I'd give them a mention in this column. He has requested his name isn’t printed (/me rolls eyes). I don’t know how to work that, lol, so I’ll just give him another little wave.


Lots of Love

Natalie xx