BACK TO PINK

I have spent the last 5 days standing up on a building platform being creative and sorting myself out. I decided it was time to come down because I was starting to suffer from sl altitude sickness and decided it was time to go back to just being me. While up there I had the chance to really notice the amount of random crap that people say in group chat. Most of the time I bet you all, like me, just don't even read it and just click it down. I would ask you all the next time it happens to actually take a few minutes to read what you see. I'd like to remind all spammers and people who seem unable to use the search to look for stores, that before you say stupid shit in group chat that you never know who is watching.

The Kmadd group chat has really fascinated me over the last week. I can't seem to respond to anything I see in there and I have so wanted to type LOL on more than one occasion. Yesterday though I actually hit my screen with a mouthful of coffee when I saw this.

Never was it more true that some people just leave themselves wide open and step straight into the middle of my arena of comedy.

My reply for the person, who has become the subject of my famed pink arrow would have to be, Hun, I was under the impression your jeans where always around your ankles anyway so wanting to buy ones that would be open would serve no purpose. I tried in vain to leave that message but it just wasn't happening. Id like to ask Maddox to please deputise Ivy as your designated chat police. No wait dont cause id have no fun if I didnt see crap like this. Oh Shorne if only people knew all about you like we do over here.

Next up for LOL'S had to be the Costa Rica Sims group chat. "Someone" thought they would hit up Maddox Dupont and ask him some random question. I was puzzled by this because if I want to ask Maddox anything I go to my friends list and click on his name. Anyway, I was able to LOL and wave using the /me function I love so much. I again spat my coffee on the screen because Frolic Mills was either drunk or had momentarily lost his mind.

I did climb off the platform I was creating on last Saturday night, to go to a very special fashion show. My very good friend and sl father figure, Butch Adzebills was showing his latest collection of men's undergarments and swim things. Most will probably think that a night sitting watching hot male models walking up and down in Butchy Knickers would make my night, but I had a lot on my mind and wasn't in form. The show was a huge success and the slinworld crew would like to apologise to Mr Eddi Haskell for asking him dirty questions during his comparing of the event.

Its not often I get papped with other women. Women for some reason don't seem to like me much, but these two lovely girls, Jewell Munro and Kimberly Mirabeau were really sweet and asked me to come join them for a Kodak moment.


Jewell also sent me this one of Butch sitting on my back....he stayed there for the entire night. I was ordered to take of my now trademark huge shades, stop feeling sorry for myself and sit up straight, because people were taking pics. OK, so I got papp'd looking sad, who cares.

Now, getting right back onto my soapbox, I'd like to say a few things, just for the record. I have spent a lot of time talking with various potential Mr Last Weeks and some old friends. I was shocked to hear about all these arguments and bitchy cat fights I have had with some women in sl. At least 90% of the names mentioned, I hadn't even heard of and the other 10% I had only heard about their sex lives or lack of from their sl husbands. I don't recall any arguments or cat fights, so shut the f*** up girls. The day will be coming soon when I will ask you in public when these arguments took place so you better have the whole convo to show me.

On a lighter note, I went out last night in sl to meet a clairvoyant. I went to see her in the Isle of Lesbos. For those who don't know what that is or perhaps cant work it out from the name, its a place where only women who like to have fun with other women can go.

I am sure some of you female readers can imagine my shock and surprise when I received this IM

[2009/04/07 18:50] Eche Riverview: uhm

[2009/04/07 18:51] NATALIE Niven: yes Eche

[2009/04/07 18:51] Eche Riverview: isle of lesbos?

[2009/04/07 18:51] NATALIE Niven: whats up wit ya

[2009/04/07 18:51] NATALIE Niven: yeah and wha?

[2009/04/07 18:51] NATALIE Niven: I am gonna get a tarot reading

[2009/04/07 18:51] Eche Riverview: what are you doing there?

[2009/04/07 18:51] Eche Riverview: lol

[2009/04/07 18:51] Eche Riverview: a tarot

[2009/04/07 18:51] Eche Riverview: at isle of lesbos

[2009/04/07 18:51] NATALIE Niven: yeah

[2009/04/07 18:51] Eche Riverview: uhmm



It took me a whole 5 minutes to actually work out how the hell Eche Riverview knew where I was, only to be told that he has been able to map my ass for like a year and a half and apparently has been. It just shows what will turn Eche's head. I suppose the thought of me at Lesbos doing Lesbo things made him give up the game. The thing that is hilarious though is that I can map him too. If ya have been with Eche (/me rolls eyes) you can probably bet I've been playing covert journo near by.

Anyway I have to get back to my game and find something or someone to do.



Lots of Love

Natalie xx