RETRO RAWLY
Lots of women have came to me over the last few weeks to offer virtual hugs and it is something that has really shocked me. Some of the girls werent even on my friends list yet they read the site everyday and laugh at the thing we do here. Some of the girls know other woman and have heard things they didnt like to hear and didnt think what they heard was particulary funny so they came to hug me. While I cant see some of us being BFF or doing lunch, there was a feminine connection that decent women have with other decent women. Those of you who did, you know who you are and thank you.
Anyways, during most of these conversations with various women Rawlys name kept coming up and I don't know if Rawly knows how much of a chick magnet he is. I was told of how lucky I was to have such a great friend and someone who perhaps doesn't admit it but is very protective of me.
These "Rawly is brill" convos have been happening a lot and more and more girls want to know what it has been like knowing Rawly for so long. It seems that Rawly has got what it takes to snap up any woman on the grid. He has what women want and that is that he can make them laugh. The girls have asked me what it was that drew me to Rawly and how we met. What its been like being so close to him for over two years? Whats he like to live with? Did he make me laugh as much as he makes them laugh?
It was then that I remembered a late night conversation Rawly and I had when we first met. Anna Nicole Smith had just been found dead and we talked about how we both thought she was awesome, how we both loved Rocky Horror and discussed what we were gonna do in our second lives. I told Rawly I was gonna see if I could wing it and be famous. He laughed when I told him he was gonna be famous with me.Well after all the convos I have had, he really seems to be a supa star lol.
For all the girls I spoke to, I have a few surprises over the next few weeks. I have been digging about on the net and found some of the original 'Rawly' articles and adventures and I know are gonna make you laugh as much as I did. Here's the first one from back in our sl newspaper days.
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Tuesday, June 5, 2007
This week started off with a bang. I had received a call from a family member who SHALL remain nameless. It went something like this:
Me: Hey babe. What's shakin?
Other person: I'm on a date. He's not muted.
Me: Well, that's nice. I like it when I'm on a date with someone and they don't have me muted.
Other person: No, not my date. The other person.
Me: Huh?
Other person: You know, THAT other person.
Me: Oh, right, THAT other person. Did you check your schedule to make sure this is a non-muted day?
Other person: LOL
Me: LOL
Other person: We just had us some Mr. Nasty Time.
Me: WHAT? If you are on a date with someone I don't know, then it must be a first date. I thought you didn't do that on a first date.
Other person: We haven't done it in five months.
Me: WHAT? You're on a date with you-know-who? OOO, you shameful #itch! You are sooo not going to live this down.
Other person: I'm not on a date with you-know-who. I'm on a date with someone you don't know.
Me: WHAT? You've been freakin with someone for five months and haven't told me yet? You can't even keep a secret for five minutes!
Me: WHAT? You got freaky with someone I know while on a date with someone I don't know??? You big hussy!!!! BTW, did you get pics? I need some for my column.
Other person: No, I didn't get pics. We were on the IM.
Me: O M F*@$!NG G! You have gone totally outer limits. You are the one who goes ballistic when you are on a date and your date is on IM with someone else at the same time. I can't believe you would do such a thing.
Other person: It's ok for me to do it, just not other people.
Me: LOL. True Dat!
Other person: LOL.
Me: Way to go, babe!
Other person: Thanks hun. Gotta run.
The next day, Bry had tp'd all of us to her place--it was the first time in a long time all the family had been online at the same time, so she guilt tripped us into having a family pow-wow. Within minutes, Nat was excusing herself, saying she had a date. Of course, we were all surprised (NOT), and said, "tootles." Right after she left, she was already calling me, saying stuff like, "Omg. I can not f-ing believe this. I am never dating again. His GF is here. I'm coming back." So she came back, trying to get away with saying that it was a "business meeting."
Right after that, we decided to go dancing, and met up with EV and Veil a.k.a. EVeIL for some dancing at an 80's retro club.
Within a few minutes of getting to the dance club, Nat said she had gotten a call from family friend AnthonyMark, and said he was tp'ing her to an event at his establishment. Since we were trying to have a family day, we all decided to accompany her to the venue.
Once we got there, I think I said "oy" more times in a row than any other times in my life. Thanks to Ant, we got to witness The Biggest Hooters In SL (sorry blondie, I can't remember your name, but remember it had "Sugar" in it somewhere--are those prim boobs? Are they copy mod xfer?), The Ugliest Man In SL (again, utterly forgettable name, hopefully he doesn't come out from under the bridge where he resides very often), and a Hooker Auction, where the highest bidder actually got up on the stage and got freaky with the two...um...I don't know what you would call them...sex industry workers.
Of course, this type of entertainment is NOT normal in our family, but we were all rolling with laughter in our family group IM making smart remarks about all the craziness. Ant was proud to give me the stats for my column--100 people on the sim--while in the back of my mind Veil's favorite cliche's were ringing, "Lag, what lag?? This is the best lag I've had all day."
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