A VERY PG SLIFE


My sl over the past few days hasn’t been pretty. It has been plagued by secrets, deceit and scandals to a point where what could never be broken, was broken. I was soon carrying my designer suitcases back through the front door of the Beach House at Rancho Palmaire in sunny Costa Rica.

On arrival back home, I realised that my sl was never lonely here in what is fast becoming known as the funnest place to hangout in sl. The beach house at Palmaire would remind most of National Lampoons Animal House. As I tottered up to the front door, I was greeted by the shrieks of laughter and messing around that was coming from inside. I realised that this is where I should be in my sl, I mean where else in sl could I get asked quite openly at our coffee table, “Hey Nat, give me you honest to god opinion on the colour of my sl cock, I don’t think it matches this skin”.
See most girls would think it was totally awesome living in a home full of hawt men, but it is very overrated and I know that none of them bat for my team even though I have worried about ONE of them in the past.

I was going to have a little sl break and logged in today to sort a few things out. I suddenly found myself caught up in a sea of IM, from people who assume I wanted to answer questions about my recent divorce. It was then that I felt the burn of the virtual flashbulbs on my face and was reminded of my slife in the public eye.

Within about 5 minutes of being single my IM started with things like, “Hows Married life?”. It wasn’t until I sat with a close friend this morning that we had a bit of a giggle about it. If you are one of those guys I am sorry, but I did show the starts of the IMs I received for research purposes. I then remembered a random conversation I had with someone a few days ago and now it meant so much.

I get fan mail- a lot of it lol. Someone called me up the other day and chastised me a bit. There isn’t a lot of people who would get away with it but I let this guy say his bit. He asked me if I read the other blogs that where now all over second life and asked me what I thought of them. I am a huge fan of some of the sl blogs out there and yet I am quite open in my opinion that some are shit. Rawly and I tried to rate them one time but Rawly kept falling asleep or going afk so we gave it a miss.

I told this person what I thought of the gossip blogs and how I loved them. We Lol’d for a while and then the person asked me why I had got so "undramatic". He wanted to know where I had lost my way and why I didn’t write in here anymore. I didnt have an excuse and I didn’t try to make one up either. What he said next was totally awesome and it wasn’t until this afternoon when my slife wasn’t going so well that I realised what he meant.

He asked me if I realised just what slinworldtoday was in the world of sl blogs, especially the gossip ones. More importantly he reminded me of who Rawly and I were in the world of sl blogs. Apparently we should beam with pride because we are the original purveyors of drama, gossip and laughs- and get our fingers out and write more.

I realised that now after all the fun I have had, my slife was very, emmm, PG compared to most. So for anyone out there who scores 11 on the fabulous and glamorous meter, I am going to have to come play with you- just to see how fabulous you are. Will I write about it, ofcourse not!

So, I have talked long enough and now I am going to log in. I would like to say a special thanks to the person who kicked my ass the other day and made me see who I was in sl and that What Natalie did next.....laundry? is just not a very cool thing and that’s it’s never going to be a very riveting read.