UNMARRYABLE?



Something totally amazing happened to me though last week. I have been seeing Rob now for a while and without warning and despite all the drama that surrounds me he fell on bended knee and asked me would I be his sl wife. Being the reputed man-eating, uncatchable and unmarryable bitch I am ( is unmarryable a word,oh fuck who cares it’s my site I can make up words if I like) I said yeah because I just couldn’t say no to this man. There is no one like him on the grid. Full details of the nuptials will follow.

Most people assumed Id be back swinging around the grid on the arm of Nubis again- since he is out prowling the grid. No and what is totally bizarre and will blow the minds of some of the readers is that Nubis and Rob actually hit it off and have spent some time in IM winding me up and playing tricks. I have received a full blessing from Mr K, so anyone who wants to perhaps know what a real bad man is like, you should hook up with him, just put your seat belt on girls.

Ok, I thought id break away from the very entertaining Deepthroat dialogues to write a column today. Sometimes I forget that people actually read what I write and get carried away in a sea of IMs and then it becomes too late to write about what has been happening in the mess that is my second life. I would like to apologise to Maddox Dupont today for both my and my very fabulous future husbands drunken behaviour in his Kmadd Group chat the other night(LOL). I know Maddox loves me but I covered my eyes on sunday morning when I was pasted my antics over breakfast . It was very refreshing to see strangers LOLing with us and to see them typing things about being in Natalie’s Box because it means a lot to us that people read this site. Rawly and I are always wondering why.

You will all by now have noticed, that we have a new picture on the site. This pic, for anyone who doesn’t know, is the crew of slinworldtoday.com. Making a crew has been hard and while Rawly and I do the dishing of dirt and comedy, people don’t realise there is a lot going on in the background. So I am very proud today to put names to faces for ya. First we have our fabulous, first class wedding crasher Luca Meilziner. Next we have our super sleuth Arnold. How would you not know who was next it’s the very hilarious, my partner in dirt, Rawly Rousselot. Then there is me- what can I say about me, only that I think I look so innocent in that dress. The very daring Rocco Silverstar is next up in the line up and last but not least is the flamboyant Willilious Georgette. I bet your wanting to know what they all do here but that is classified info, if I tell you id have to kill you.

It’s been a strange while for me in sl because it was just like everything fell into place. Bridges where being repaired in my second life family. People who had once loved each other very much, had decided to forgive and fall in love once again and that meant a lot to me. I had found logging in sl to be particularly hilarious because every time I did, I seemed to have a link to a second life blog left for me and I seemed to be the subject of everyone’s conversations and attacks. Some people will assume that would be hard for me but as a great man once said, there is only one thing worse than being talked about and that’s not being talked about at all. I am sure the girls at INV daily will totally agree with me on that. Sadly for some it’s when you start finding people shunning you and banning you from stores and events that its probably best if you don’t get talked about.

I have spent that last week out and about around the grid and I couldn’t help popping into Blu dance club last week. I had received a call from Willi to tell me that DJ Kromus Korobase was dancing naked on a pole in Blu. Of course Willi was messing around and when I got there Kromus was only half naked in Blu. Kromus had mentioned that he has been out of the blogs for a while, so I thought today id put him back in them.

My voice was stolen and made into a fun gesture that is by now being played around clubs in sl and every time I walk in the door I hear it now. I nearly fell of my seat laughing when Blu owner Adham DeCuir said that my “Wha!” Was the new “Hoooo”. /me thanks god he didn’t say the new “woot”.

On Sunday night Rob and I thought we would pop over to the Miami Fusion Event. We didn’t say much because we couldn’t move, never mind type. So for anyone I didn’t reply to, I wasn’t being rude I just wasn’t able to move with lag. I did manage to get this fun picture of Mr Korobase with his pearl necklace on- fabulous.


Ok I need to go and log back in in case I miss something but for all of you who are still hell bent on stalking me or perhaps you thought there would be a new Deepthroat dialogue today there isn’t but I’ll get around to it soon and I’ll be including pics that Mr Deepthroat sent me.