THE DEEPTHROAT DIALOGUES

Once again for like the millionth time it amazes me just how dumb some people are.(I seem to be starting all my articles with this same line over and over)

For anyone who reads INSANEDAILY(which is usually like 5 people on the whole grid), you will have seen a rather bizarre article Mr Feingold posted yesterday. You see, anyone who has read it has come to me and told me it doesn’t make any sense. It doesn’t and it won’t because it was written in haste and panic and lots of it is missing.

Let me take you all on a stroll down my memory lane till last summer. It was just after Ammon Pera had started his contests and I received a strange IM from a guy called Deepthroat Thespian.( Jason this is the bit when you need to be covering those eyeballs and your head should be in your hands).

We at Slinworldtoday didn’t fall for the shit back then and we didn’t fall for it this time either. I have decided since Jason is only posting little bits of the convos, I am gonna do that aswel-l but with a little twist. I am gonna make it a daily column called The Deepthroat Dialogues.

Deepthroat returned to me a lot throughout the last year with random info, including rl details of certain avatars and was just hell bent on creating random drama. It was at that time, that I knew I was dealing with an obvious alt of someone because of their desperation to get me bite and print something.... but I didn’t because we don’t do that here.

Just the other night while I was enjoying a voice call with some of my team, I got an IM from Deepthroat Thespian offering me yet more info to bring down the inv blog and more importantly Mr Pera. I don’t want to ruin my new column so I’ll let you all read what Jason Feingold wrote as he revealed himself to be Deepthroat, just after I called him a two faced little fucker and said I wouldn’t dare give Jason Feingold a job at my site.

[2009/02/17 18:04] Deepthroat Thespian: before you continue, don’t be alarmed and I understand why you hate me and rightfully so, but this is Jason and I stand by what I say. I wanted to judge your confidence first, I know you hate me and want to screw me over and hell I would in your shoes too and no he doesn't think you flipped, he thinks you're as sane as he is. Natalie, I am willing to start afresh if you are and I apologize to you for the harm that Ii have done and I am willing to include such in an article if you so wish. It's your call, but I do understand your disgruntlement.
[2009/02/17 18:04] Deepthroat Thespian: lol I know that’s a shock

I was shocked when he told me who he was, but the guys on voice nearly pee’d their panties and of course told me to play along.

You see, to be honest I don’t know if Jason was bluffing because he said some really nasty things about the whole in crew and told me details of who had just got recently banned etc. At one point he asked me if I was telling anyone, but I couldn’t see my screen for laughing and I had to type, errrr no.

You will see when I start my new column you will be able to see my silence's as I was nearly puking from laughing and in the end after he said this [2009/02/17 18:37] Deepthroat Thespian: Im joking[2009/02/17 18:37] Deepthroat Thespian: you remember how wacky my sense of humor is right.

I told him I had to go and he should call me later, because Jason your about as funny as a kick in the balls hun and I was finding it hard not to tell you that. Anyway, after reading his begging two faced pile of shit, which I guarantee you will all love, this was the last thing I said to him-albeit after he logged out. This will explain what you read at inv. Did someone perhaps panic?


[2009/02/18 14:59] Deepthroat Thespian: (Saved Wed Feb 18 11:39:44 2009) I will then persuade Ammon to keep comments open on the post and persuade him to keep them flying and then ask him to restore my rights being able to edit the comments (he usually gives admin rights when he does this). Once I have admin rights, I will pull it down into oblivion. Then I'll add the slworldtoday link in my profile and send you a few fun words from me for your blog and we should do that pic together (jason and nat in a picc laughing like hell on a poseball or something) that will send him crazy LOL. Let me know what you think.

[2009/02/18 16:31] NATALIE Niven: oh I know what we should do lol lets fake an IM from that night we were in Blu and you said you were shoving my panties in my mouth lol lets make him believe he was set up lol
[2009/02/18 16:34] NATALIE Niven: oh ya know what I changed my mind cause you’re a cunt and I don’t want you near melol . I am gonna out ya for being a little fuck...have fun on the fly princess
[2009/02/18 16:34] Second Life: User not online - message will be stored and delivered later.


Ok, so now you all know why Jasons panicked article didn’t make any sense to anyone but me. He knew I was going to print it so he decided to jump in first, which I wanted him to do. Oh Frolic if your reading, Jason aka Deepthroat Thespian, was really gutted you fired him. He blamed Ammon for it. He said Ammon wrecks everything for him and he was wondering if you could give him his job back lol.

Stay tuned readers for more explosive Deepthroat Dialogues; you will get it all not just the select bits here.