Hi, kittens. I just wanted to pop in and say, "Hi", as a few of you have contacted me inworld to show your concern over whether or not I am in trouble for alleged TOS violations. I never hide my online status, so anyone, even people who aren't on my list, can always see "Currently Online" in the upper right corner of my profile when I am logged in. I would also like to point out that on my profile, in my groups list, is a lovely little group called SLDev. This is a group for accomplished professional builders such as myself, and there are many Linden Labs employees in this group.

One advantage to being a charismatic and talented builder is the opportunity to socialize with these LL employees, and talk about all kinds of silly things, from stuff like texturing techniques to where exactly certain loopholes are that would be pertinent to things that I do. Sorry Jason Feingold and Ammon Pera, and all your gazillion alts, your speculation on what I can and can't do is about as credible as your faked conversations. You also might want to refer to Natalie and I as Natalie Niven and Rawly Rousselot, instead of Miss Shamrock and Nunbucket (whatever that means, I guess it means something to people who live in a mental institution), otherwise people just think you're talking to the voices in your heads, again.

I know you girls over at inV are very worried about whether I have enough things to write about you, but, I must confess: you're just not that interesting, plus I am just really, really busy. I'm very proud of you for being avid SL InWorld Today readers, and am impressed that you added "blogosphere" to your vernacular so quickly, which you obviously picked up out of one of my recent articles.

This is the Events sim, which we threw together for this month's "amusement park by the seaside" themed rezday party. It's a lot of fun, so you inV'ers make sure you come as an alt that isn't region banned and go for a ride. You spend so much time taking everyone else for a ride, this might be a nice change of pace for you.

This is me at the aforementioned party, which was on Saturday, January 31. So sorry to disappoint you, but I was not unable to log in on this date.

Another little side project I knocked out this past week, in addition to working on my very large resort project, was to build a deck for DJ Kromus, to match his existing Botha home. Kromus is a guy who values his privacy, so I can't tell you what very famous sim of what very famous couple he lives on, but I will tell you that they are planning a huge party in the near future. I can also tell you that Kromus said he doesn't even know who Ammon Pera is, and has never heard of inV.

There are also two other events that I elected not to attend on Saturday, and I don't want anyone to worry, thinking that I may not have been able to log in. KMADD had a fashion show for Mechanism, which I did show up for after the amusement park party, but didn't stay because I was over the lag. I tp'd home, and then realized I had my draw distance at 240 meters. What an amateur. I also missed the "Blanc Nuit" party by Studio Red, or whatever that party was called, I just know it's French for white night. Sorry, Studio Red buddies, RL was looking very attractive to me, so I logged out.