Here in the States, we have a saying that goes, "You can't turn a whore into a housewife." Perhaps another statement should be, "You can't turn a whore into a magazine editor." As proof that someone who is just a common bar whore doesn't qualify to be a fashion whore, I would like to share some things with you that have been recently shared with me. There's plenty more where this came from, so don't think this is all there is to it.



This profile may look familiar to some of you who have been in the gay club scene for a while. Although the person behind this alt claims that they did not lose this account, this profile comes up as "none found" when searched on the "people" tab, which usually means they were banned, suspended, or removed. This is good, because I am going to paste the hell out of some notecards, and there isn't a damned thing Ida can do about it.



The only "pick" on this profile is a clue to who this avatar is.



Note: within the span of two minutes, Ida already contradicted herself. First, she bought the loft next to her. Two minutes later, it was her fiance who bought it.

Most of my SL time is spent being creative, or attending social events, but that doesn't mean I am out of the loop. On the contrary, people from all over seem to feel totally comfortable telling me the tales of their SecondLives. This is a copy of the beginning of a lengthy notecard, which I call, "memoirs of Ida Huldschinsky: a transvestite prostitute compulsive liar."

Stay tuned.