CROSSED WIRES AND A DECLARATION OF WAR


Dear Ms Niven,

We got pissed off with people calling you while you weren’t online so we gathered up all the messages and threw them in the bin. We did however find the IM’s left for you by Jonmichel Heron particularly hilarious, so we thought we would let you have them.

Ok,ok, so this wasn’t the message left for me by LL but it should have been. Instead I got the one that says something boring like your IM has been capped and then on logging in later I got the ones from Jonmichel.

I have had to do something that is every second life resident’s worst nightmare and for most it would be a terrible and traumatic experience. I had to log out of sl and play rl for all of 6 whole days. For all of you who are in the first stage of your sl, it will be hard for you to even think how I got through those 6 days without an sl fix but after 2 years it does become easier to do rl and to be honest the world outside, where the sun doesn’t always shine, isn’t such a bad place.
Now that I am back a lot of people assumed I was banned or something or maybe I had been killed by a crazed sl stalker who had came to get me in rl. No, nothing as exciting as that, I was just really busy.

Dream on.....

lol, not a chance.....

Anyway, I didn’t think my IM would be capped while I was away, as that only usually happens if I have annoyed the hell out of someone and hadn’t done anything that would annoy anyone, so I figured I’d be safe from the capped IM message. Well, I was wrong and if anyone had left me any messages that where important please blame Jonimichel.
Jonmichel took it upon himself to leave me a lot of nasty, threatening offline messages and he typed them in capitals. I think this was because he was perhaps trying to get across the point that he was infuriated,but I couldnt get my head round what the hell he was talking about.

I will have to rewind this story a bit because I have to take you all back to what actually infuriated Jonmi.

As you are aware Rawly is a big part of this publication. He writes articles in this publication and he when he does he, like everyone else who writes here, he has a banner at the top of his columns and articles. For anyone who doesn’t understand why, like Jonmichel, who isn’t the sharpest tool in the box, we do this because we want the readers to know who wrote the article-see easy peasy it really isnt rocket science.

Rawly had written an article where he had been at a charlies angels themed event and he had wrote a bit in it about Jonmichel dancing with some guy. It wasn’t offensive at all. Believe me, if Rawly wants to offend you he will just do it, there would be no wondering about it.

Jonmichel read the article and came to me to ask about the article and I told him I didn’t write it. He wasn’t pissed off at the time because he invited me to his birthday party in the same IM. I told him I didn’t write it and that Rawly did. He acted a bit divaish and said something like ‘ who is this Rawly,why did he write about me’.(Jonmichel for some strange reason also thinks he is a bit famous)

Rawly and I talk a lot and I mentioned to Rawly that Jonmichel didn’t know who he was and was maybe going to be calling him about the article. I couldn’t understand what Jonmicheal had called me for in the first place. I couldn’t make sense of his typing and didn’t know what the hell his problem was or if he had one at all. I then just forgot all about it.

Fastforward to now and Jonmichel has declared( no really he did) a war with Rawly and I because he said we are taking shit (his words not mine, he really did say taking instead of talking) about him in this publication.
I know I have been away for a while but if there is anyone who can show me where in here that we did this, can they let me know because I can’t find it.

I am back now and I might just take Jonmichel up on the offer of a war if he wants one although, judging by the amount of dirt that I could gather, I think I might just win.



Lots of love

Natalie xx