This past Sunday, I attended two parties, but because producing the article on Pimp Daddy's "KMADD In Wonderland" rezday party was such a huge chore, my slacking ass has decided to wait until today to do a write-up on these ones. Kirk's rezday was actually on Sunday, BTW, not Saturday, so it's a good thing that people are actually talking to each other to try to coordinate all these events so they don't overlap--or maybe KirMad just has to be first at everything, I don't know.





Kicking it off was the "Customer Appreciation Event", at "The Life Is Beautiful" mall, which is owned by Star and Moon Moss. This was put on by Studio Red, and lasted for an insane 8 hours. There was a costume contest for "Best In Black", and last I heard the prize was up to L$15k. This was a very "click click CRASH" time for me, so my pics aren't very good, and I never got to stay around long enough to come up with some good material for a story, but who really wants to read a long article?



I went through a zillion relogs, and as soon as I relogged on one occassion, Blink Pinion was TP'ing me to go vote for her at some costume contest. I thought "Oh, great, now I have to TP over to her lag hole and vote for her friggin ass and then TP my own ass back over to TLIB Mall and figure out wtf is going on over there. Just friggin wonderful." Turns out Blinky Boop was at the TLIB party, and was doing a "spam all your friends to come and vote" mass TP thing. I was gonna give her a hard time about trying to TP me to go vote for her at a party that I was already at, but it was a "Best In Black" contest, and I was in a white sweatshirt. I have no idea who won, or how much the final prize was, thanks to yet another inconvenient crash.

I did manage to get a picture of this whoreable sight--Gregster Kidd dancing around in panties. Madison Canetti did send me a picture of Greg in a dress shortly afterwards. Greg, honey, twinkletoes, men in dresses has (/me channels my inner MADdox and says) already been done. If you are looking to "shock and awe", I think that a Madonna Jean-Paul Gaultier Cone Bustier, with an Xcite X3 sculpted penis, may still be undone, although you might want to check with MADdox first.

As you can imagine, every relog took forever for things to get fully rezzed. I had decided to do "CTRL ALT T", because I was curious as to whether or not people wear Xciteables at parties these days. Unfortunately, there weren't any invisible tallywhackers, although I think there is a chance that Willamina Fitzgerald wears an Xcite Bedonka Donk. Serjordan Bonetto may wear Xcite ManBoobs, or maybe they were some kind of alpha textured prim attachements for his shirt. I thought he was wearing the irresistable Xcite BigBlackCawk, but nothing happened when I clicked on it. I don't know who the couple is in the foreground, but it appeared that she had collapsed on the dancefloor, and was bleeding, and he was dragging her someplace. One guess is that they are Star and Moon Moss, and her feet were bleeding from dancing for 8 hours in stilettos, had collapsed from the loss of blood, and he was trying to drag her away from Willa's bandwidth depleting Xcite Bedonka Donk. Another theory was that she was Blink "Blinky Boop" Pinion, and he was someone who went postal over being TP'd to go vote for someone in a contest. He showed up, killed her, and then was trying to dispose of the body and the evidence before everything got fully rezzed.

After the TLIB party, it was time for the always supasexeh DJ Azu's "in your bed" tour, this stop being at the house of my very own BFF (best friend forever for all you non-American knuckleheads), Wet Snowdrop. It was also Wet's second rezday, but he had went to Key West in RL for a week, and had just returned home on Sunday. Unfortunately, Azu was neither in a bed nor nekkid. Ryker Beck isn't really muted by me, BTW, she was just being a smart-ass.

Wet's "Wet And Firm" party saw some old friends return to Costa Rica. Mikedacock stopped by, and he and Sunshine made themselves a Wet sandwich. Sabein Streeter also showed up, but I guess she was feeling camera shy--I was trying to wait for them to all be facing my camera so I could take a pic, but Sabein wasn't feeling it.




Now, I think we all love Sabein to def, and she always manages to look well turned-out, but I think I found the reason for her not being very camera friendly on this day. In addition to the "freshly fucked granny" wig, she seemed to be wearing Groucho Marx eyebrows, or maybe she was wearing supabig prim lashes, and they weren't fully rezzed yet.

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