Remember the good ol' days, when you and your friends would gobble up a whole sheet of really good blotter, and then spend the whole day laughing your asses off because nobody could actually get out of the swimming pool? When you were sure you were either going to die from not being able to breathe, or from being in pool water for too long? Well, this was sorta like that, but not quite.

On November 15, Pimp Daddy Kirk Claymore SLelebrated his "SLexy SLenior SLitizen" 2nd rezday in grand KMADD fashion. I don't remember if last year's "Eyes Wide Shut" party was for his rezday or his RL bday, but I do remember that we all thought it was waaayyyyy over the top. That party had like this megaprim mansion replica from the movie of the same name, which was built by TracyLynne Carpenter. That party was a backyard BBQ compared to this one.



Maddox The Madman got in touch with his inner MadHatter. The current fashion for large events is to have them on two sims, and this one followed that format. The landing spot was this surreal, serene meadow.



From the meadow, we got to fall down a rabbit hole. Even the rabbit holes in Maddox's Wonderland trip balls to the walls.



At the bottom of the rabbit hole was this room, where we landed on the table. Finding our way out of this room was another challenge.



I finally made it out of the room, and found myself entering a lovely garden maze. Was this it? Did I finally find the party? Um, no, this is MADdox we're talking about...



I found Pimp Daddy and his posse standing by the fountain at the maze courtyard. I figured, "Photo Op!" Tschey's eyes seemed to be blushing from checking out my heart. Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves, but I found a better place for mine.



We were told we would have to negotiate the maze in order to find the dancefloor, where the actual party was going to take place. Flight was disabled, and the entrance to the dancefloor was where the two giant playing cards are in the background. Just to give you an idea of the scale of this, the maze is one sim, the mountains are another. I thought, "Flight is disabled? Puh-leeeze, CNTRL ALT V". I then became airborn, and flew into...



A friggin invisible ceiling over the maze. I guess it should have came as no surprise that fashion show catwalk creator extraordinaire MADdox would put invisible prims in key locations to keep Rogues from cheating. It's a good thing flight boosters shoot your ass right through prims.



After a very brief flight, I made it to the sim crossing. I had used my Top Secret Estate Manager SuperPowers the day before, and snuck into the sims to check out the build, so I kinda had an unfair advantage.



After I rezzed at the giant chessboard dancefloor, I TP'd Natalie, and she TP'd her secret lesbian lover, Eche. Eche is one seriously butch bitch, but even she got dolled up and wore a dress. With heels. And a purse. (Insert, "You go, gurl", here). Unfortunately, the first part of the evening was back on the other sim, at the maze fountain courtyard. Louis Volare performed. We did get to hear him sing, but most of the crowd was over at that location. It was nice to be able to check out the dancefloor area without as much lag, though. (Did I say, "lag?" The nerve of me...).



Luca had joined us, but he crashed before everything was fully rezzed for me. If you've been dying to see what Luca looks like with big black balls, here's your chance.



After the Volare performance, Pimp Daddy King Of Hearts Kirk and the insanely talented MADdox finally showed up at the chessboard. I wasn't sure what MADdox was wearing, but I did see hooves.



Risa and I both felt the need to add some spice to the whole "Alice In Wonderland" costume theme, and took a "less is more" approach. Good thing the MadHatter hats are really big, because she still managed to stuff her sim-crashing super big flexi hair under her headgear.





Eventually, most of the revelers made it to the dancefloor, which helped spur the sim on to its first crash of the evening.



Dolly and Lilith Heart showed up, and seemed to be having a good time shaking their bedonka donks. For some reason, I keep thinking they are Ann and Nancy Wilson ("Heart") in RL.



Keeping things spicy in the costume department were A.C. Stores designer Cheerno Destiny, and A.C. Stores manager/model/socialite Sally Yachvili. The bottom part of Sally's bottom played peek-a-boo to the world.



Also bringing the spice were ChristopherJames and Tylo, who were like a matched set. Absinthe was probably one of the most elaborately detailed of all the Queens of Hearts in attendance, and seemed hell-bent on crashing the sim all by herself, with her zillions of prims and multiplicity of high-rez textures. I think she and Tempest were neck-and-neck in the "let's crash this mofo!" stakes.



Giancarol decided to come as that big, pot-smoking worm, sitting on a magic mushroom. He must have found the secret to being a babe magnet, because Blazin Aubret couldn't stop rubbing her ass on him, but this was acid trip land, so even this scenario was totally screwed. He's gay, and she's not into any kind of back door action.



I don't know Ansor Hoorenbeek, but I was sure he was flirting with me. Unfortunately, he didn't waste any time making it to the other side of the floor when I said something about how I kept whacking him upside the head with my big prim. Call me, Ansor; any man with "whore" in his name has to be good.



Your eyes are NOT deceiving you. That really IS Xochi Tolsen, at a party held in the Costa Rica Sims. This is proof that even the most wicked of Mommy Dearests can have a softer side, and remove Miss Kung Fu Panda from the region ban list. I'm not sure if this means she can no longer be in "The Elite Ban List" group, so we'll have to wait for Willivicious to make that determination.

This was about the time that I started my "click click CRASH" part of the evening, so I didn't get any other decent pictures. This was an amazing party, with the best of everything--design, entertainment, crowd, and costumes. The KMADD crew was there the day after, doing non-lag pictures of some of the guests in their costumes, so make sure you check out their pics to get an eyeful of the decadence.