MY POINT OF VIEW

This last while back, I was a bit stuck about things to write about, so I just had a little chill out and waited for my writers block to pass. While waiting, I decided to do some stuff I was putting off for a while-sl stuff.
On my "Things to do" list was move house. It was time to leave the first parcels of land I ever bought, the land where a lot of memories where made . I wasn’t selling just because I wanted to live somewhere else, but because the people who I don’t want to know where I live, now know where I live. I discovered that nut jobs will go to great lengths to be near me and spy on me.To the person who leaves the "Sooper Snooper" spy gadgets on the adjacent parcels of land, I have this to say. Your name is cyber mailing its way straight to the AR desk at LL. I hear it’s ok though because to save your skin, you can squeal like a piggy on the person who made you leave it.
As I was packing up my second life into the abyss that is my inventory, I remembered some of the comedy I have seen while living here. This is mainland SL and mainland SL means crazy people and for me equals fun.
I won’t miss my neighbours at all and I doubt they will be missing me either. I remember the day my neighbours moved in and I was rather excited because they had a normal house, with plants and a fence. On the mainland, this was very unusual because you really only get people who want to live in big boxes and there is nothing more fun that rezzing in the morning to see a 30million foot high ugly prim structure blocking your window. Anyway, when I saw the two dots on the mini, I went over to meet and greet the normal looking people, who had moved next door.
I didn’t get very far until I was hit with the security orb and ended up on my ass at my front door. How rude? Well, I am sure my new neighbours thought it was hilarious and one even LOL’d across the fence. What my humorous new neighbours didn’t know, was that I didn’t just own the parcel beside them. I am a bit of a prim whore, and to get a lot of prims, I had to buy a lot of land on the Sim. The lovely green land that surrounded my new neighbour’s home was owned by moi and I set it to group and locked it, thus making it impossible for my neighbours to get out of their nice home, without the aid of a teleporter. It wasn’t long until they came apologising, So after a bit of grovelling I took the lock off. I hadn’t seen them in a while and last I heard, he was caught doing her best friend, who was a guy and they all left SL.
My neighbour on the other side owned a freebie mall, not far from my house. I used to see all the green dots on the mini and tp over, because I thought there was drama going on. I done this a lot and kept forgetting it was freebie central. There is hardly a person hanging the right way and it’s a bit like the mall from dawn of the dead. Anyway, he decided to rez some camping dance pads right outside my living room window-why? I have no idea, but it was kind of weird watching naked newbs camping on dance pads.
On occasion I found some very interesting people in my homes. My favourite has got to be the hooker I found stuck in my ceiling. She appeared to be stuck in some sort of sexual animation, and this just added to the comedy for me. Most people would have booted her but I didn’t. I just sat and watched her squirm in the ceiling. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sorry, but it cracked me up that she didn’t just tp off or log out. To be helpful, I told her to click on a ball I just rezzed and she did but she got deformed. I told her she looked OK on my screen and eventually after a bit of panicking she tp'd or crashed and I never saw her again.
People always assume I will be living in a SL celebrity hideaway but no, I prefer the mainland. I live in quiet suburbia in real life, why would I want to do it in SL.
It was time to lift the last prims, put the for sale sign up and set the land for an extortionate amount of money (because the airhead next door to be hasn’t a clue) and start looking for new land. I don’t really like covenants, I really am a bit of a "no covenant" type of girl, so of I went to search the mainland for a nice sprawling, bit of land and it wasn’t long till I found just what I wanted.
"Unblockable view Cliff side that’s what it said. Call me blonde, but I took that to mean the view can’t be blocked. Well, surprise surprise guess what happened, but ill soon sort that.
Rawly is building me a new house, so it just feels like old times again. It’s just me, my sun lounger and the bare prim walls until he finishes being creative. It’s weird though because when I look out and see the view it’s exactly like the old place. Perhaps it’s because the view is the same from every place in second life.

Lots of Love
Natalie xx