On Wednesday, Kira Ahn hosted a "Charlie's Angels" themed party, to celebrate the launch of her new skins line. This event was held during the afternoon for most of us in the Americas, but despite being during normal business hours, it still managed to draw a crowd of SL's glitterati. DJ Kromus provided the tuneage, and Kira made him feel right at home by having his tables in a walk-in closet, which was in the middle of the dancefloor.


Kira Ahn got to be the "Natalie" character. Barbarella Fuosing was Dylan, and Mui Mukerji was Alex. Yours truly was the big chihuahua, Charlie, but only after I opened a can of MyInnerDiva when someone had the nerve to ask me if I would be the butler, Bosley.


Being Charlie wasn't as glamorous as I thought it was going to be. Like the bottom slut in an all gay gang bang porno flick, I had to stay in one or two positions for most of the event, while everyone at the party took turns hopping on and off me, posing for the cameras. I can verify that Patty and Kira keep it fresh. I can also verify that Patty did NOT have any honey in her hairdo--I asked.


Like any professional skank bitch, I had to perform with both sexes. I still can't figure out if JonmiChel was telling me to ask Nicholai how big JonmiChel's gun was, or if JonmiChel was telling me to ask Nicholai how big Nicholai's gun was. JonmiChel finally whipped it out, and my mouth dropped to the floor.


Teleport Magazine CEO Terrell Merryman teleported in for a while. I'm pretty sure that Natalie has never dated Terrell, so I expect her to have a date with him soon. Premier PR queen Madelaine Sautereau showed up. Make sure you give her a call if you're looking for someone to handle your PR who isn't a nasty skank bitch who lives in a tacky house in a cheap sim.


After getting it on with me, Nicholai and JonmiChel spent the rest of the evening dancing face to face, and were very quiet. I'm about 99% sure that they were cybering. I had said, "I think it's very rude for JonmiChel and Nicholai to be cybering right here on the dancefloor at a party", to which they had no reply at all. Definitely doing the nasty. Maybe the rest of SL already knows they're boning each other, so this isn't really any news, but if you don't know, they're boning each other.


Hollywood Gestures CEO JessStarr Eisenhart took home the "Mr. Rousselot's Best Dressed" award for the evening.


I'm pretty sure Ulyth and Takeshi are boning each other, too. At least they had the decency to talk dirty in public chat, and not be so rude as to keep it between themselves.

If you missed the party, you must TP over to KA Designs immediately and grab the powerful new skins. They can make a gay man want to be straight, and a straight man want to be a woman.