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Tuesday, 2 September 2008




Where'are all these homosexicals started comin from?

It was just a regular, normal, second life Monday morning until I got invited to a little beach party. On arrival, I noticed Willilicious Georgette and JtVolos- immediately I knew that this was going to be no ordinary little party and it was sure to be a laugh. People often ask me why have so many gay friends and its simple- they are lots of fun.
I decided to join the party in voice, as everyone else was talking. I have never been a huge fan of the sl voice thing and I remember someone asking once if I was shy because I didn't use it much.
Shy isn't a word I am often tagged with and over the last few weeks I have found myself talking in voice more and more. There are some people in sl who have vowed never to talk to me again because I melted their ear off.
At the moment there is a crazy person in sl who is convinced I am his Ex Australian Girlfriends alt and he is desperate for me to talk with him so he can make sure I am not her. Of course, because I am a bad, evil, little bitch I refuse point blank to converse with this person and much rather prefer to drive him insane wondering. If your reading this and I know you are, because you cant help stalk me, then /me says hi.

Everyone was already in hysterics when I arrived at the homo gesture. That gesture is making the rounds in sl . I have just checked this morning and nearly everyone I know now has it now. Expect to see it, in the chat at the next party you attended.

Everyone now loves to name drop a Linden. Lindens have become like fashion accessories. Everyone loves to know one and loads of people love to make total assholes of themselves by saying, "I know a Linden and I am gonna have you banned". Let it be known today, that it is not a cool thing to say and it makes you look incredible stupid.
Anyways, I know a Linden, so I decided to bring him along to this fun party and Saraho Mornington just couldn't wait to get to know him-who would blame her? His name is Taco Linden and he is fabulous.

While Saraho was getting friendly with Taco (cause he's a friendly guy), I couldn't help catch a glimpse of a rather oddly, shaped male standing beside me. It wasn't long before I saw the green chat and I knew that the odd shape was being caused by the sl pregnancy thing. Yes, you heard it here first, there is a man in sl, who is pregnant and proud.

DeMerick Creeley is due to give birth on September 27th but he didn't let his baby bump stop him from enjoying a bounce on the bouncy castle or a bottle of rl vodka, that he was pouring down his throat. We quizzed him about the shape of his baby bump but we didn't want to hurt his feelings too much, so I just took a pic instead.







Luca and I both tried to bring on an early labour but he wasn't having any of it. I even passed him the birth animation.
A picture was rezzed and everyone was gathering around examining it. I can only describe it as being some sort of ultrasound scan picture, so I think DeMerick is going to be the proud parent of the cookie monster.

It was brought to my attention that this wasn't a scan picture but it is a picture of Robbie Questi. Don't ask me how or why 'cause I haven't a clue. I think the scan pic idea is far more fun, so I am running with that. Its either a scan pic or I am afraid that Robbie is morphed with the cookie monster. With all the talk of babies and countless attempts to make Demerick pop on the beach, it wasn't long before someone had loaded up our camp fire with babies-can u burn babies in sl ?hmmm Yep, I think you can. It isn't a TOS Violation-yet.


I wasn't just a fun second life party. For me it was a chance to hear and laugh out loud with some many wonderful funny people who really do laugh out loud when they type it.I couldnt have thought of a better way to spend a monday morning.

Lot of Love

Natalie xx



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