This past Saturday, the KMADD crew treated us to the Wipe Out show, which was all men's swimwear. You know this was a capacity event, and we all got treated to everything MAD Agency is famous for--hawt couture, hawt models, the killer jams of DJ Kromus, and the spectacular set design of Maddox.
The show went off without a hitch, or at least I don't think anybody got hitched, except for maybe Giancarlo, but he says no, and that's another story, so we'll say no. Let's start off with the pics sent to me by DramaMama, and then we'll move on to the pics I took myself.
During the show, the guests found places on the rocks, and along the beach, to watch the parade of beef. I thought this was a rather sweet pic, notice how Nat has me in the center of the pic, where I should be, of course, now only if other bloggers and photogs would follow suit. What I thought was rather interesting was how close Giancarlo's nametag was to Clyde's. I did ask Gianni what's going on with them, because according to the rumors he and Clyde have been spending a LOT of time together on some rather "friendly" pose balls. Gianni says they're just friends, nothing more, so there's the official answer for all you gossip mongers.
Is Zane Shilova cute? I dunno, he was gray to me most of the time. I liked his tag, though. This is the only pic I've been able to find with him in it, and,unfortunately, it doesn't help much. I'm just mentioning him because he IM'd me with "Hi" during the party. I "hi'd" back, but that's as far as it went. I really need to practice my "cybering at a party" skills.
This is another of Nat's pics. Note who appears to be the subject. :) (Correct answer: DramaRazzi).
OK, the highlight of this show, and I am really shocked that Nat totally missed this one, was a very tall, very naked, and VERY well-endowed man on the dancefloor, smack dab in the center. I had almost missed it, too, but Kirk himself had IM'd me with just, "OMG! HE'S HUGE!" I was like "Wtf are you talking about? Who's huge?" I had barely finished removing my finger from the "send" button, when my cam caught sight of Jackman Dreamscape.
Now, we all know that any KMADD afterparty is probably going to proceed in a direction of the removal of clothing during the evening, so most of us have learned to plan ahead. One thing that has always been rare, though, is the presence of a totally naked male avatar. Unfortunately, as I write this, log-ins to SL are down, so I can't copy and paste the part where Maddox, of all people, said, "I want that dick!", then quickly tried to do damage control by following up with, "to buy." Come on now, Maddox, we all know that you already own everything in the free world. Jackman may be just a cartoon, but there were gobs of sexuality emanating from him, and the entire party seemed to be quiet, everyone IM'ing either him directly, or their friends, and I'm sure it was about the tall, bald-headed, mysterious man with the big schlong. He had really nice boots, too.
About half way through the party, MAD Agency's own PR vixen, Isabela, finally arrived, and DJ Kromus was remarking that things were about to get out of hand, since both Isabela and me were now at a KMADD party with a totally naked man. About an hour after the discovery of Mr. Dreamrape woops I mean Dreamscape, Nat said, "What? There's a naked man here?" No wonder she has so much trouble finding a man--there could be a 7 foot tall, bald-headed stud with a huge pecker standing in front of her, and she's over there in the corner powdering her nose, talking on her cell.
Isabela and I must have clicked on Mr. Screamdate's member about a zillion times, but either he was numb, ignoring us, or it really wasn't a scripted one, which is what he told us. I am about 99% sure he did say he's a member of the Rainbow Team, so if any of yous guys see him around, make sure you tell him I said, "call me."
