Yes, I know I said I would never be back here. Firstly, I would like to thank all of you deranged lunatics that have expressed your support of my notoriously poisonous keyboard. Hopefully, you've stuck it out, and will be enjoying some of the divine badness that I seem to bring whereever I go, preserved here in pics and words, until DramaMama and I decide to go to war against each other again.

OK, so Nat really is a drama mama with paranoid tendencies, and I am a style Nazi (Jewish, no less) workaholic. We're both stubborn, too. It was probably predictable that we would be at each other's throats one day. I had vowed never to unmute her hyperdramatic ass, but once I heard some people were ganging up on her, my "big brother" instincts took over, and I was like, "Who are those losers? Let me at them!"

This time around, I won't be as involved with SL InWorld Today as I was before, thanks to my high-powered, ridiculously time consuming SL career as builder and Estate Manager for the Costa Rica Sims Estate. I had run into Carmichael Caudron on the streets of the Shopping Plaza one night, and remarked that I haven't seen him or Krissy around as much. He stated one of the reasons was that there was no longer anyone writing about all the parties. I don't know what he was trying to insinuate with that remark, but hopefully we'll see KrisCar around more often. I plan on leaving the high drama to mama, and will just write about what I am interested in, which will be parties, places to go and see, and stuff to wear. I'll probably pop in and bitch slap a few arrogant jackasses here and there, too, but only to give us little guys a little verbose muscle.

I would like to officially invite any of you to submit story ideas, just as a way to help me out. Please send your ideas to me inworld via notecard. I won't promise that I will do every story you ask, or even publish every story I work on. What I will promise is that I will put my all into my articles, and will make you think, and wonder, and laugh, or maybe cry. I just ask that you always remember that SL is not RL, and whatever I write is to be taken as seriously as any TV show--love it, hate it, laugh at it, but don't take it as RL.