WEDDING GOWNS AND TRAILER PARK TRASHI have received a lot of calls over the last few days, mostly from people who are a bit worried about my impending marriage, to the famed role playing playboy. Its very flattering that so many would be worried about me, but really, would you really call a rl bride on the day before her impending nuptials, to tell her that shes doing the wrong thing??????
/me sighs, I have been so busy the last few weeks. Last weekend, I still hadn't decided on a date for the wedding,now its the day before it. Life over with Nubis, has been emmm different, yet all I expected it to be. I already knew he was the king of afk, that doesn't bother me much because it leaves a open window for a rez- a- thon, if the mood should take me. Its never a good idea to go afk, for a long period of time when I am about, especially if your sitting on something that has built in props.
I have been sharing with my nearest and dearest, what life is like, being the future Mrs Kyomoon. I finally decided, that its kinda like being in a really long episode, of the Jerry Springer show.
You know when your watching the first drama unfold and its really funny, cringe worthy and your sitting thinking, omfg are there really people in the world, who behave like this. Then by the end of the show your thinking, this is just all a bit samey and boring, well my sl has been just like that. Yes, this last few weeks have been a bit of a stalk- a- thon. I have had all the alt's come out of the woodwork. They leave me offline, anonymous warnings about the behaviour of Mr K. I get all the horror stories and it baffles me a bit. I sometimes wonder if maybe these people think that I am some sort of innocent angel, who has been sitting learning sl stuff. I cant build or make anything, so I can assure you, I wasn't taking classes from Rawly. What was I doing?...well, other stuff, but shrinking violet, I aint.
I have only had one face to face visit with an ex Mrs K. She came to "My" house and then proceeded to ask, what I was doing there. Telling her I lived was a bit too much for her tiny brain.(This wife was one of my personal favs, She really isn't the sharpest tool in the box). Anyway she is a bit trashy and she hates me and she took the time to call me a F***ing C***. Now, the first thing that cracked me up was that she actually spelt the first bit with the little stars and then typed the full "C" word....Pure Class!
I could have removed her from the house and escorted her to the ban line, but I figured i'd let her have her say. It was like April or something last year and I annoyed her and being a bit simple, she waited until now to come and tell me she thought I was a C***.
She was really furious, but then I don't fight in public with whore du jours, so prolly remembering this, she took it into IM. She really thought she was hilarious, until she saw just how much of a c*** i really could be in private and she left.
The thing that really amused me about this whole bizarre situation, was that this person had came to read me the riot act (because she thinks I stole her husband) and she is obviously, after all this time, still hurting over it. As she was typing, I was looking at the profiles of the entourage she had brought with her and I was quite stunned to see that one of these people, was actually her new sl husband. On her profile she proclaims her undying love and adoration for this man, who she had tp'd in to watch a display of obvious jealously and ya know what, he didn't say a word ...lol..brill. I am afraid if it had been me, id have dragged her back to the trailer park, to ask her what the hell she was playing at.
So, Nat will finally marry Nubis. We just discussed the wedding ceremony earlier and decided to leave out the bit that says, if there is anyone in the room, who thinks this union shouldn't happen blah blah, we figured that might be asking for trouble.
Lots of Love
Natalie xx
