A POSTCARD FROM TRANQUIL BAY RESORT After the disastrous series of very unfortunate scenarios and dramaramas that have graced my sl in the last few weeks, I decided that i should maybe do what celebs do when their world falls down and check myself into a Rehab facility. I went out to see a few of them (they do exist btw) but they all had that sexual sl under tone, y'all know the one I mean. I decided that instead of rehab, id go on a little sl vacation instead, so I packed up my things and rented a little water bungalow at Tranquil Bay Resort. Its brill cause I can work while sitting in my hot tub ,sipping virtual pina coladas, no one knows me and I can still get a brilliant connection on my virtual cellphone(IM). I am still in touch with those I need to talk with, unfortunately some who I don't want to talk with can get me .....but then it comes with the job. I know I said I was done with men but I ended up on a kinda date last week. I am calling it a "kinda date" cause it wasn't premeditated or pre arranged. It started as an IM with someone I assumed was gay.Why?.... cause its the story of my sl. It then progressed from IM, to me being brought to view a fabulous new place in sl. Then without me realising, it went on the downward spiral and I ended up standing in a shop display window, in my bra and knickers, on a dance pole.(Dont ask, you wouldnt believe my excuse anyway) It was around this time, that I realised that the fabulous man, who was cracking me up with his back chat and ability to keep up with my wit, wasn't one bit gay. I was laughing so much I couldn't see my screen and I kinda thought he was too. So we decided to get all dressed up and step out into the public domain. While we were getting ready he typed this.
He said this: you decide hon - im ready to change the wardrobe to what fits
........ and I done this
NATALIE Niven gasps with shock and faints
I couldn't believe I had just saw those words on my screen. Those words have been a running joke, in our sl family home for a long time. Then instead of telling me I looked fabulous, he told me to put on a new dress cause I looked silly in the one I was in. After I had recovered from the shock at the nerve of this person and wiped the tears of laughter away, we jumped in the limo on our way to do the dancing, sl date thing....lets admit it, there isn't much else to do. Anyway while whirling around the dance floor on "slow dance 7"(out of sync as usual) I wondered what the hell I was doing? Was this sl fates way of showing me that all was OK? How was this man able to make me laugh after all that had happened to me? After dancing and drinks, we went to my house and broke the hot tub. I don't mean broken, as in easily fixed by someone who isn't blonde. I mean broken as in "put it in the bin". Yes, really. Between the two of us,trying to work out how it worked, we lost the water. Before I knew it I was in a hot spring, at midnight, on the devotion balls. I am not sure if it was a date but it was a lot of fun and I was with.....lol, no, I am not telling cause its a secret. I decided after this, that perhaps I should start dating again but after thinking about it, I know now that there has to be a criteria for potential love interests. Is there a time in a girls sl, when she knows what she wants, but cant find it? Or have I just become too picky? Or should we all be too picky? I discussed my dilemma with a few close friends and I came up with this criteria list.
1. There is no point wasting your time trying to woo me with crappy lines. I am just not like most other women so I wont believe you. I have heard all the lies and lines. I cant be bought either, so don't try there isn't a price tag on me.
2. You must have a sense of humor, not take sl too seriously and be able to laugh at yourself. The first rule of amusing others is that you must be able to look at yourself ,amuse yourself and laugh.
3.I own and operate this site and at times it can be quite controversial. It is what I have chosen to do in my sl and with it comes a fair amount of drama. Should you want to be involved in my second life, there is no Clause that says you are tied or associated with this site, you are not responsible for what I write nor do I ask you to be, I don't bring my work home. If your not man enough to says this to people who try to sway your judgement of the type of person I am or if you feel unable to let other people influence your decisions, then you not gonna be the man for me.
4. Shoes, nice shoes. I hear men say all the time, that they cant find nice men's shoes in sl or that there aren't many. That is a pile of crap, cause I lived with Rawly and I saw his dressing room and there was like a zillion pairs. Good footwear is a must-mandatory, no excuses.
5. There will be no homophobia, racism or religious bigotry near or around me at anytime, so if ya have issues with it...don't let the door hit ya on the away out.
6.I will not be used as a social, climbing, stepping stone. So if your thinking of asking me out, so you can get hold of my friends list.....think again.(this has been done a lot btw)
7.Leave all sl emotional baggage, ex wives, ex gf's at the door. I don't mind stalkers and deranged people. I have an ex sl husband, he is deranged(in a fun way) and probably should be sectioned. If you decide to hook up with me you can at some time expect a call from him. Females who have taken sl too seriously and are on the verge of a mental breakdown over your recent breakup wont like me, especially if they IM me with swearing and threats........ I am not a nice person when called a "c***" or "Dear".
8.ctrl alt t-Don't wear your sl cock on a date with me, I wont be touching it, only if you bore me to death and I want to make you ejaculate in the public domain.
9.Try to be original and be able to light up my screen.While dating the most annoying thing has to be knowing that someone is in IM with someone else. It wouldn't be the first time I would have hopped of a dance ball and went home.So dont IM other women.
10.Should we have made it on a date and you have fought your way through a sea of IM's warning you to stay away from me and you have decided, like so many of my brilliant friends, that I am worth the drama. You have Battled your way past my stalkers. Your not trying to climb the social ladder, you have left your super brilliant, brand new cock at home, you have called Rawly to find out about men's shoes and you aspire to be brilliant and wont be IMing other women while I am on a date with you..then we are good to go.
