WHAT NATALIE DID NEXT.....
DO YOU LOVE YOUR SL COCK ?....(DON'T LIE, I KNOW YOU DO.)
I totally forgot about the experiment, I had been doing a while back. I wasn't until a well known sleb (man) called me with this message,"so when do you wanna talk about my cock". After I had spat my coffee all over my screen and recovered from the shock of the bravery of this gentleman, he reminded me of my experiment that I had been doing, into the fascinating topic of the sl man and his sl cock.
It all started when a male friend of mine, decided he was committing virtual suicide(again) and he created yet another account and avatar(again). He called me up, to ask if i would go out shopping with him(again) and give advice along the way(again). After all the usual places, like skin shop, hair shop, clothes shop, back to the hair shop (yes, this was a man btw), I came out of IM, to find my friend had transformed into a fine example of sl man and it had only taken 2hrs, yes, 2 hrs.
I assumed that he was done and he would be skipping of into the wind light, to create more mayhem, so that he could do this all over again a few weeks later, but no he wasn't done yet, there was still one more place to go.
I was busy in IM and wasn't really paying attention to the tp's he was sending, as this was the millionth one of the evening. I still didn't realise where he had brought me, until I felt the dirty noob eyeballs burn into me and saw an IM, in broken English tell me explicitly, that I was hot and the noob wanted to know if he had any chance. I glanced to the top of my screen and saw that we were now in the Xcite store-and there I was, standing in the middle of the men's department, surrounded by noobs. It was like the mall scene from dawn of the dead.
My friend, was too busy to notice, I had been ambushed and "shouted" across the room in open chat, "so what one do you think I should get". Yes my friend,who has no shame, had just asked me, in a packed sex shop, which cock he should get.
I was like, Does it matter what one you get? Aren't they all the same? Cant you just use your old one?
It was suddenly apparent, that this wasn't something to be loling about, this was serious and no they weren't all the same and no, he couldn't use the one he had before- as he said it was "dirty". I could see the comedy potential, in this situation and just while I was warming up, to wind up the noobs, he announced that he was done and we went home. We went to my house and he was straight upstairs to my bedroom, to where my pose stand is. I stayed downstairs to give him a little private time, with his new purchase. I was in IM for a while and decided to cam upstairs, to see what was keeping him, as I thought he had crashed and I didn't want him using the masturbation animation in my bedroom. I was getting kinda concerned, as I get a lot of visitors dropping in. Anyone who has ever been a visitor at my sl home, can confirm that because I reside on the mainland, I seem to attract crazy people. People always comment, that they have a bit of a laugh at my house, although having a naked man in my bedroom, playing with his new sl cock isn't a good look, so I told him to hurry up.
He replied, that this wasn't something he was able to rush. He had to match "it" with the colour of his new skin and fit it right so that it looked "nice". I have to add at his time, that a cock sl or rl is not an object of beauty, no matter who its attached too. Why men think this, I don't know, because I know women, just don't care guys.
Anyway, once he had finished, he was like, "Whatcha think, does it look ok, now tell me the truth".
I decided, that since he was my friend, that I wouldn't tell the truth and I stretch it a bit and just gave him my sl trademark phrase of, " It looks really Brill". The next bit blew my mind because he had played with it, coloured it and moved it about, for like, an hour and then- he took it off and said he was going to partay, kissed my cheek and poofed.
I had just spent nearly 4 hrs of my sl, in the world of the sl man. I thought you just bought a cock and wore it. I had no idea, that such thought and hard work (excuse the pun) went into buying an sl cock. I decided, that id have to investigate, so i went out into sl to interview the sl man. I wanted to know, all about his sl cock and what it meant to him.
(The things I do in the name of investigative journalism.)
Stay tuned for the next part of this xciting ( LOl) and informative, emmm, I was gonna say interview, but ill call it a series of intrusions of privacy and broken promises.
Lots of Love
Natalie xx
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